Lam    Re/Fa#  Fa
Lam
Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
      Re/Fa#
And I can't help but to hear
                        Fa
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,
Lam
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding,"
says a bridesmaid to the waiter,
      Re/Fa#
"And, yes, but what a shame,
                      Fa
what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"
Lam
I chime in with a
 Fa                      Rem             Sol  Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                               Sol
With a sense of poise and rationality
Lam         Fa
I chime in,
                         Rem                    Sol Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
       Sol       Lam
With a sense of...
Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
                                   Re/Fa#
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
                       Fa
Well, this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Lam
Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
                                   Re/Fa#
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast,
    Fa                                      Rem
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!
Famaj7    Rem
Lam
I chime in with a
 Fa                      Rem             Sol  Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                               Sol
With a sense of poise and rationality
Lam         Fa
I chime in,
                         Rem                    Sol Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
       Sol
With a sense of...
Famaj7     Rem7 Sim7b5     Famaj7  Sol Rem9
of poise and  rationality again
 Famaj7  Rem6 Domaj7  Famaj7
Again...
Lam
I chime in with a
 Fa                      Rem                   Sol  Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Lam         Fa
I chime in,
                         Rem                    Sol Lam
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Fa                   Rem
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Famaj7     Rem7 Sim7b5     Famaj7  Sol Rem9
of poise and  rationality again
 Famaj7  Rem6 Domaj7  Famaj7  Sol Rem9  Famaj7
Again ...
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