Houdini accordi

[ Eminem]
Lam                 Rem
   Guess who's back, back again?
Sol#dim          Lam
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Lam                 Rem
   Guess who's back, back again?
Sol#dim          Lam
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Lam                 Rem
   Guess who's back, back again?
Sol#dim          Lam
   Shady's back, tell a friend
Lam
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Rem
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Sol#dim
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Lam
   Guess who's back? (Haha)
        Lam            Rem
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
        Sol#dim
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

[ Eminem]
      Lam
Well, look what the stork brung (What?)
            Rem
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
                       Sol#dim
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
                Lam
With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)
                              Lam                                  Rem
Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
                     Rem
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Sol#dim
Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
Lam
   Y'all light work (Haha)
                  Lam
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
Rem
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
Sol#dim
If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
Lam
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
Lam
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
Rem
Stallion if she would collab with me
Sol#dim
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
        Sol#dim
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

[ Eminem]
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Sol#dim                              Lam
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Sol#dim                            Lam
   Just like that and I'm back, bro

[ Eminem]
     Lam
Now, back in the days of old me (When?)
                 Rem
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
           Sol#dim
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)
          Lam
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.​
            Lam
Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)
            Rem
My shit may not be age-appropriate
     Sol#dim                    
But I will hit an eight-year-old
              Lam
in the face with a participation trophy
              Lam
'Cause I have zero doubts
                Rem
That this whole world's 'bout
                  Sol#dim
To turn into some girl scouts
                Lam
That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)
        Lam
So when I started this verse
                 Rem
It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)
                  Sol#dim
But it feels like I'm targeted
                  Lam
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
     Lam
Look what I pocketed
                       Rem
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all
had been light joggin', and
     Sol#dim
I've been runnin' at full speed
               Lam
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
        Lam
I'm the fight y'all get in
                        Rem
When you debate who the best, but
opps, I'm white chalkin' when
  Sol#dim
I step up to that mic, cock it then
       Sol#dim
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

[ Eminem]
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Sol#dim                              Lam
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Sol#dim                            Lam
   Just like that and I'm back, bro

 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Sol#dim                              Lam
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Sol#dim                            Lam
   Just like that and I'm back, bro

[Bridge: Eminem]
Lam                              Rem
   Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)
Sol#dim                            Lam
    If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)
Lam                              Rem
   He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)
Sol#dim
   What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

[ Eminem]
            Lam
So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
Rem
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
    Sol#dim
And that's why these (What?)
                      Lam
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
       Lam
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
           Rem
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), 
the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
Sol#dim
  In my Air Max 90s
      Lam
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
Lam
  My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
 Rem
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
Sol#dim
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
    Lam
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
    Lam
How can I explain to you (What?)
            Rem
That even myself I'm a danger too? (Yeah)
                Sol#dim
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
              Sol#dim
And say a few things or two to anger you
                    Lam
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Rem
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
    Sol#dim
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
    Lam
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch
Lam
  And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
    Rem
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
     Sol#dim                                     Lam
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
                          Lam
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)
Lam
   They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
Rem
   You too, Paul, got two balls
Sol#dim
   Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
                     Lam
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
                         Lam
'Cause you're never gon' see me
                                  Rem
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
              Sol#dim
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
           Sol#dim
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like

[ Eminem]
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Sol#dim                              Lam
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
 Lam        Rem
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Sol#dim                            Lam
   Just like that and I'm back, bro